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Johnny Corner Pocket doesn’t like Interviews

Ever since I went on the radio show and met the love of my life and then lost the love of my life within 15 minutes, I haven’t been the same. I can’t get that memory out of my head. I hate interviews now because of it. Luckily for Groom, I decided to answer some of his questions. I didn’t answer all of them but here are the seven I did answer. Enjoy.

List of questions answered:

  1. What is your name?
  2. What is your quest?
  3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  4. Do you believe in God?
  5. Have you ever cheated on a lover?
  6. Have you ever been found guilty of a crime?
  7. Have you ever killed someone?